I was chatting with Mike Grehan at the SMA-UK committee meeting about what you could get for SEO for under $1,000. 

Mike, while searching ebay for google I have found a beauty, check the thumbnail:

$9.95 - GOOGLE ADSENSE WEB CONTENT 16000 PAGES SEO RSS BARGAIN!

Does anyone buy this stuff as I notice no bidders? although the 'ski googles' are looking popular.